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| I live like a nun, however, I can't fly |
Well, that should be the title of this blog. I am pretty much living the life of a nun--praying, teaching...with no extracurricular activities. Actually, you can say that I've been a nun for the last six months (except for that lost month in a half when I was a lusty vixen. Boy, do I miss that woman. She was fun ;). Now, you may as well call me Sister Victoria.
I've actually taken up reading the Bible. Do you know what? There is sex in the Bible. Sure, it's not the Nora Roberts kind of sex, but it's there. In the state I'm in, I'd probably find sex in an accounting textbook. It's...that...bad.
So, how am I dealing with this lack of...contact? Baking. I'm like Martha Stewart here. As I said before, I am up to my eyeballs in cookies. I'm making chocolate chip now. What the hell. Might as well die from a sugar rush. At least I'll die happy, right? No worries, though. I'm not planning death by chocolate chip cookies, but what a way to go :)
By the way, thanks for all your helpful suggestions, but I think that the last thing I need is to have a "Pure Romance" party. I can try all I want, but you can't get blood out of a stone. I just have to laugh. It's better than crying, or dwelling on lost opportunities.
Where can you buy a nun's habit?
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